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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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