Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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