You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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