Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
