I need help removing her.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
this just has baby written all over it
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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