You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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