Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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