Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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