what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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