ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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