We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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