remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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