Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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