Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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