yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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