Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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