So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
