Ambien. No doubt about it.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Randomize
