I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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