No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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