and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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