I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
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I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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