Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
So. Much. Porn.
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