I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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