i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i think i just naturally attract stoners
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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