in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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