he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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