last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
