Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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