There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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