I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
There are leaves in my underwear?
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