so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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