okay pat passed out under dana's car
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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