I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
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This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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