LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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