Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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