How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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