I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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