He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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