My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
