Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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