The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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