i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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