please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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