so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
