just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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