Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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