you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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