Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just tell him i said nine months
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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