Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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