She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
