Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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