I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I love you. Go after that dick
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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