please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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