he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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