she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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