new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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