So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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