i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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