PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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