i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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