Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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